Sometimes you just hear something, which just makes you think, What the Fuck? Some things you just don’t know how else to react to, except WTF?!. What’s more is that, these things are often said in public or in front of a crowd of strangers, which just adds to the WTH sentiment. Some people just do it by accident before realizing their mistake; others just make you wonder how do they make it through life? Following that sentiment, here is a compilation of most WTF Things Overheard on a Plane.
Some people deserve the nomination for the Darwin Awards. This is especially true of some fliers. Most WTF things heard are either on airports or on airplanes. These things just leave you scratching your head trying to make head or tails of it. Don’t believe us? Or think we are exaggerating?
In that case, here are the most WTF Things Overheard on a Plane, as shared with the Twitter hashtag, #OverheardOnThePlane:
"Scotch on the rocks… No ice." #overheardonaplane…forreal
— Pennyroyal Jewelry (@PennyroyalJewel) January 19, 2011
I’ll just give it to you on actual rocks, shall I?
"So where are you headed?" #overheardonaplane
— imc (@milehighinheels) October 31, 2016
I’m just gonna parachute down halfway.
#overheardonaplane "let me borrow that sky mall until we take off and i can turn on my book"
— John McKallip (@mckallip) May 6, 2013
No. You mean your phone.
"So how did you two conceive?" 😳#overheardonaplane
— Chelsey Block (@chelseyblock_) April 11, 2014
Um…I’m not sure. One day I saw a stork in my window…
"She called my horse stupid and I was like, 'your horse is stupid!', but I mean, it's whatever." #OverheardOnAPlane
— Brookelynn Nisenbaum (@BrookeNisenbaum) December 21, 2011
No horses are stupid. People, on the other hand….
"Its faster to go from Seattle to San Jose than San Jose to Seattle because you have to go uphill" #overheardonaplane
— Andy Schneider (@andyschneider) November 18, 2012
It sucks when the flight has to drive uphill.
#OverHeardOnAPlane "I may have missed a few flights cause I was drinking"
— Adam On Island (@AdamOnIsland) July 20, 2012
What were you drinking? And can I get some?
Overheard on my flight: “you remember that guy, Kennedy?”
Um…yes sir I believe most people remember ‘that guy kennedy’…#overheard #overheardonaplane #thatguyKennedy— Laura Frost (@janypage) December 23, 2018
Kennedy, who Kennedy? That guy in high school?
@DelhiDutyFree Passenger to Airhosstess – It seems my window is stuck, its not opening #OverheardOnAPlane
— Harshdeep Singh (@_harshdeep) January 28, 2013
Sir, please don’t open the window. I rather not die today. Thank you.
Boarding: Man looks at seat, says to row mate "I hope that's chocolate" #JetBlue #overheardonaplane
— Steph (@ruiza) December 15, 2011
Umm… ewwwww….
"Ma'am you can't bleed on the seats." "I had Smart Lipo, so I'm going leak." #onlyinCali #overheardontheplane
— Jax (@FoxyMsMoxie) November 5, 2010
Yes, of course, I’m sorry to suggest that’s unhygienic. Silly me, please carry on.
'There's a pill you can take that makes you poop glitter' #overheardontheplane #youpeopleareannoying
— fox (@berryprincesss) November 3, 2014
Believe it or not… there is.
"You don't need alcohol to have fun." "You don't need running shoes to run, but it helps." #overheardontheplane
— stright (@emstright) March 12, 2016
Yes running and alcohol is exactly the same.
#OverheardOnThePlane "These nuts have gone all around the world."
— Sara Swihart (@Minivan_Mayhem) May 23, 2012
That is a weird thing to brag about to strangers, or anyone really.
"No, Obama literatly flew down to Mexico and handed guns to the cartel. Im in the Army, I know the truth" #overheardontheplane
— LiliaOakeyWhitehouse (@LiliaOakey) December 26, 2012
Yes, he must have taken your permission to do it.
"Remember when I came to your house and I stole all your shirts?" #overheardontheplane
— HB (@HeatheretteB) January 28, 2012
Haha, yea such a good friend you are, which is why I am wearing this trashbag. Thanks.
Day 5:"Is it bad that the three people in charge of the emergency exits were all at the airport bar for the past hour?" #overheardontheplane
— Herschel Kissinger (@HerschEKiss) August 11, 2011
It’s a good thing we can trust them in case of an emergency.
"Just wait until we land and see how many times my phone goes off. So many people want to talk to me."- #overheardontheplane
— Katy Mersfighter (@KatyMersmann) July 26, 2015
Of course they do, you just seem like such a calm and well adjusted personality.
"He says really creepy things in conversations but I mean, he's really, really cute!" Seriously? #overheardontheplane #highstandards
— Sabrina (@Ssiu008) August 11, 2012
Girl, we’ve all been there.
#overheardontheplane: "I'm just going to pee in my underwear." "Please don't"
— Aaron Norris (@AaronANorris) July 4, 2011
OMG, please don’t!
*Kid screaming at the top of their lungs.*
Random lady: “I hope that child isn’t on my flight.”@MCO
— Overheard at the Airport ✈️ (@OverheardAirpo2) December 18, 2018
Same, lady, same.
So, the next time you are on a flight, keep your eyes peeled for these Darwin Award winners, and your ears perked for the Most WTF things overheard on a Plane. In case you hear something, share it on Twitter with the hashtag, #overheardontheplane. Who knows you might just be featured in our next article.
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