Travelling on a flight is not an easy task. Sure it is easier than a few years ago; there are a lot more flights available now and a lot more people travelling. All of this makes for a very interesting time. Travelling is a hassle, but the people travelling on the plane are a source of unbridled entertainment. You’ll see a lot of different characters, and sometimes they say the funniest things. One of the most entertaining things you can do is to keep track of some of the Funniest Things Overheard on a Plane which is Twitter Hashtag Compilation.
People are hilarious, especially when they are not trying to be. These are just some of the funniest things that are said by people on a flight, and overheard by others which is Twitter Hashtag Compilation. Kids especially say the darndest things, as do the older travellers. Still, sometimes the funniest things come from people who you’d least expect it from. Perhaps, which is why they are the funniest of all.
So, here are the Funniest Things Overheard on a Plane: Twitter Hashtag Compilation
'Are you going to tell your husband about that stripper?' #thingsnotheardatedel #edel14 #overheardonaplane
— Martha Oram (@MJROFL) July 28, 2014
Did you need to tell me?
#overheardonaplane "If this flight turns into a cruise, your flotation device is located under your seat."
— Christina (@Un33kG33k) September 3, 2011
Didn’t plan on a cruise, but hey a vacation is a vacation. I’ll need a Mai Tai.
"Aw honey, this is what it looks like when your skin peels so much. People are gonna think we have bad dandruff." #OverheardOnAPlane
— King Chillmonger (@GeniusTheAnimal) May 9, 2011
Ummmm…. Ew.
Normal person explains Kinky Boots:"Like the factory is going down the tubes…so they make crazy boots." #overheardonaplane
— Brittany Weir (@b_weir) April 2, 2014
Today, on guess the movie based on a description.
#OverheardOnAPlane "I don't know, do you wanna just get drunk?" – 2 college girls
— Jill (Bader) Thompson (@jillbader) November 3, 2015
Same. College Girl. Same.
#overheardonaplane "I want a different look for my funeral..something fresh"
-elderly lady planning her funeral wardrobe— hannah (@hansintheairr) April 27, 2015
You do you Grandma.
"Use a plunger to shove the spaghetti" #overheardonaplane #inexplicablephoneconversation
— Gabi Donchez (@Gabarillaa) January 29, 2015
Ummm, please don’t.
Woman on plane retrieving her luggage in the overhead:
"Who's skateboard is this? It's blocking my bag"
me: that's mine, you can pass it here
her: "It's yours? You ride it?
me: yes
her: "Are you any good at it?"
me: sometimes
her: cackles maniacally, exits plane— Tony Hawk (@tonyhawk) April 16, 2018
Sometimes…..
Are airplanes the new place to hook up? #overheardonaplane #lol
— Karen Dawkins (@karen_dawkins) September 16, 2016
Is that a proposition?
Flight attendant: "I did the safety demo silly for $5 once."
Rando guy : "What would you do for $10?"#umwut #OverheardOnAPlane— Matt Christoff (@CattMristoff) May 3, 2015
Ummm… excuse me? How about kick you off the plane?
*overheard behind me on a plane*
Dad: “you’re getting potato chips in Abigail’s hair”
6ish year old son: “calm down Kenneth”— Aaron Chewning (@AaronChewning) April 11, 2018
I’ll deal with Abagail, Kenneth. No need to butt in.
"You're supposed to be my best friend and you have yet to like any of my vines." #overheardontheplane
— Laura Elizabeth (@LauraElzabeth) August 22, 2013
Haww… What kind of a friend are you?
"would the person who left the ukulele at the front please come claim it" #overheardontheplane #what
— Rachel Witkin (@rachel_witkin) April 12, 2016
Yes, you might need it on the flight.
"Is this a nap mommy?" "No, that's just talking with your eyes closed" #OverheardOnAPlane
— Malarkey Matt (@RealMattManning) December 24, 2015
What is a nap anyway? Who are we to define it.
“We don’t wanna go back home to our husbands, we just wanna go back to our dogs” #overheardontheplane #dogsbelife #doglife
— Rivita♥ (@Rivitamusic) January 15, 2018
In their defense, that is true of 97% of the wives.
(Pilot said overhead after putting the sit belt light on b/c of turbulence.)
There is a disturbance in the Force. Return to your stations.
— Cesar R. Bustamante Jr. (@crbustamante) February 19, 2019
May the Force be with You!
"We need to keep our ears….peeled? What is that? Keep an ear….out? WHAT is that phrase?!" #canneslions #BA342 #overheardontheplane
— Overheard At Cannes (@OverhrdAtCannes) June 17, 2014
What do we do with our ears? Quick tell me fast.
So, the next time you are on a flight, keep your ears peeled, or out, or whichever and you might just hear something funny. In case you do, you can post it on Twitter Hashtag Compilation with the hashtag, #overheardontheplane . Who knows you might just be featured in our next article.
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